Either you screwed me and you want absolution or you didn’t and you want applause. Either way, I’m not interested. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S3E9 (“Finding Judas”)
Difficult Existence
Dying is easy. Living is hard. Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson in House, S4E9
Friends and Enemies
In Eastern philosophy, you’re supposed to love your enemy because they teach you more than your friends do. Rocky Dakota in Below Deck (S3E13)
Missing the priority
You wake up in the morning, your paint’s peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water is boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? None of them—the building’s on fire! Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S2E16
Proof
Yes, the fact that it didn’t prove anything, didn’t prove anything. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S5E2 (“Not Cancer”)
Indeterminate Correctness
Just because he was right doesn’t mean he wasn’t wrong. Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson in House, S3E1
Crying wolf
It’s not a good idea to scream fire every time somebody lights a match. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S2E21
Sensible Explanations
If that were true, it would certainly make sense. Do you think I could tell you it’s true? Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S5E2 (“Not Cancer”)
Raw Honesty
Shit, Warren, you got a habit of calling a horse’s ass a horse’s ass. Noble Willingham as Buford Sells in Up Close and Personal
No consultations
If she agrees with me, I don’t need her; if she disagrees with me, I don’t want her. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S2E17