Attorney Larry Michael “Mickey” Johnson (Nashville, Ga) is an unmotivated piece of shit (which leads me to suspect the same of his legal assistant/wife for as it is said, birds of a feather flock together).
This Yelp review wraps it up and slaps a big red bow on it:
If I could rate with negative stars I would. This is by far the most unorganized law office I have ever been in contact with. I initially contacted them to help with filing an uncontested divorce. I paid $400 for filing fees and everything and was told the papers would be done and emailed to me. As soon as they received the money they wouldn’t answer the phone, had a full mailbox for messages, and didn’t respond to emails for days upon days. Once I finally got the papers to sign I drove the 30 miles to the office to drop them off so they wouldn’t be delayed any longer. I was told they would take 2 months max to have the final divorce order and I could move on with my life. That was in April. It’s now August and I still haven’t received anything and emails and calls go unanswered due to vacations. I finally got in contact with the office only to be told that it would be at least until the end of the month because it takes 31 days after filing. Although I gave the final signed papers in April.
I vouch that her description is consistent with my experience. Mickey Johnson showed no passion for law nor concern for his client. It seemed at times that he dodged calls and avoided contact.
It appears, though, that Mickey now works as an employee of the Lowndes County solicitor. I’m sure he will be an adequate government employee.