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Night photograph of Iglesia La Merced in Antigua, Guatemala (2000)
John Woodruff

John Woodruff

Writings of an asperger polemicist provocateur

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    • Asperger Syndrome & Autism Spectrum
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    • Anoche, cuando dormía
    • Cuando los ojos vean tu dolor
    • La música Hermanos Cintrón
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    • How I Got Skirted
    • Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Hardgainer No More”
    • Kill Bill: Some Things Can Never Be Undone
    • Car Dealership Behind-the-Scene
    • I wish 7 Leguas had been more successful
    • Libertarians
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    • Civics
      • Mobile Devices while Driving in Alabama
      • Alabama Gender Recognition, Equity, and Enforcement (A.G.R.E.E.)
      • Alabama’s Two-Tier Misdemeanor Trial System
      • Woodruff v. City of Pelham
        1 So. 3d 157 (2008)
    • Editorials
      • “Response to evangelist should affirm truth in minds, hearts”
      • “Bill to expunge records stalled in House panel”
    • Denunciations
      • Iliana Rivera Sutton / Aha! Solutions
      • Marty Aaron Bruce
      • Larry Michael “Mickey” Johnson
      • Fake Doctorates (feat. Christopher Hylton)
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    • “Social Security numbers should not be student ID”
    • American Circumcision (documentary)
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    • Tasker
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    • In the days of static html, my personal site featured tunes. I recovered these from the archives.

Memes

Pictures and illustrations to clarify life

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I’d Hit That

Piñata meme: I'd hit that

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Sex Memes

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External Opinions

The greatest prision is the fear of other people's opinions

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El peor trabajo

Meme de las perspectivas en que el cepillo de dientes le habla a un rollo de papel higiénico

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Overdoing it

Popeye yesterday at the gym, Homer Simpson today at the house. (A John Woodruff original meme)

– a John Woodruff original –

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Self-care

At the end of the day, tell yourself gently: "I love you, you did the best you could today, and even if you didn't accomplish all you had planned, I love you anyway."

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Horse Society

Meme of horse-draen waggon juxtaposed with horse trailer congratulating the horse

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Self-evident Truth and Lies

Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged.

About John Woodruff

An eccentric asperger mind with an ax to grind for social justice. An advocate, a crusader, an obdurate rock in the river’s path.

Other­wise, a contract linguist, irregular adjunct professor, Alt-Ac colonialist expert on Popol Vuh and marginalia theory. Lifelong hobbyist dev and incidental digital humanities savant. Published. PhD Romance Languages, MA Spanish‌/‌Latin-American Studies, BAUH Spanish‌/‌Mathematics.

This is Woodruff’s personal site. His professional site is on the .com domain.

Take me as I am, believe as I will be.
At life’s first worst I earned a PhD.
My future now to see.
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