Everything is unprecedented until it happens for the first time. Tom Hanks as Chelsey Sullenberger in Sully
Opaque Communication
I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you’ve probably misunderstood what I’ve said. Alan Greenspan
I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Alan Greenspan
When Right ≠ Legal
There have been times throughout American history where what is right is not the same as what is legal. Sometimes to do the right thing you have to break a law. Edward Snowden
Acceptance and Belief
Take me for what I am, but believe in me for what I will be. Self
Danger in Appeasement
Appeasement only makes the aggressor more aggressive. Henry Strozier as Dean Rusk in Thirteen Days
Examination of Thoughts
People do not deeply examine that which they deeply disdain. Kellyanne Conway on The Daily
Confused and confusing
Well there you have it—one thing is perfectly clear: people are not perfectly clear. Doug Batchelor
Errant Conclusions
People jump to the conclusions which best validate their speculations. Self
Raw Honesty
Shit, Warren, you got a habit of calling a horse’s ass a horse’s ass. Noble Willingham as Buford Sells in Up Close and Personal
Duck Perceptions
When you see the world through a duck shaped lens, everything looks vaguely like a duck. anonymous
Tight spots
When your back is against the wall, at least no one can sneak up from behind. Self
Unnecessary Words
I don’t need to hear what you don’t need to say. Diana Muldaur as Katherine Pulaski in Star Trek: The Next Generation S2E14 (“The Icarus Factor”)
Pipe Dream Foundations
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau
Sharing Happiness
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. Buddha
What Money Buys
Money doesn’t buy happiness; it buys entertainment and distraction (either of which is preferable to mindfulness of unhappiness). Self (Chicago, Ill)
Blind Sight
So, you mock my blindness? Let me tell you this. You with your precious eyes, you’re blind to the corruption of your life, to the house you live in, those you live with—who are your parents? Do you know? All unknowing you are the scourge of your own flesh and blood… Sophocles, Oedipus Rex, ±ln 409
Civil Disobedience
Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Henry David Thoreau
Forgivenesses
When you forgive yourself, whether others forgive you becomes less relevant. Self
Wayne’s World @ Drive Thru
Wayne and Garth try to screw with the drive-through order taker…to their chagrin. Classic hillarity from Wayne’s World 2
Cell Near Context Hack
This “ignore cells” regex will cause the profile to remain active by disregarding building deadspots and transient misreads of tower IDs.
!~R^(\p{L}{3,}:(\d{4,}|\d{3}\.\d{3})\.\d{3,})?(?:\b|$)
Marty Arron Bruce
Marty Aaron Bruce was once a canine deputy sheriff in Valdosta/Lowndes County, Georgia. He was forced to resign after repeated abusive conduct culminating in a civil rights lawsuit for assaulting an airman stationed at Moody Air Force Base.more ›
Omnia in glorium Dei
sive ergo manducatis sive bibitis vel aliud quid facitis omnia in gloriam Dei facite I Corinthios 10,31 VUL
A different Corona

Meaningful Pursuit
Never stop seeking what seems unattainable. Stephanie Niznik as The Wraith in Star Trek: Enterprise S1E18 (“Rogue Planet”)
Difficult Forgiveness
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. William Blake
Sorrow Is Not Pessimism
And the truth about me is not that I’m really volatile and I’m unstable, but that I’m really vibrant, and the color of my sorrow is just as bright as the stripes of my delight. Jenny Slate on All Things Considered
Promises
A promise is a prison, Elnor. Do not make yourself another’s jailer. Amirah Vann as Zani in Star Trek: Picard S1E4, (“Absolute Candor”)
Articulated Position
You’re not wrong, but you’re also not fully correct. Self
The Stupid Stick
Cousin, you so dumb that smacking you in the head with the stupid stick would raise your IQ. Self
Horse’s Tail
Sometimes I’m the head, sometimes the tail. But even the tail leads when the horse finds it necessary to back up. Self
Log Address in Time Recording Pro
Time Recording Pro is a useful app, but Android design changes prevent it from acquiring location in the background. As a result, automated punches through Tasker are not able to record the location in the work unit notes. This profile fixes the issue using Android’s location service and geocoder to accomplish the task. view | save
American Circumcision (documentary)
The Universe
The universe is far more complex than Genesis, and far more simple than Darwin. Self
Force
My words land hard. Self
Social Balance
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. Edmund Burke (1770)
Announce Hours
Incapable of Incompetence
You are incapable of that level of incompetence. Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr. William Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation S4E8
Merry hearts rejoice
A merry heart makes for willing and abundant praise. Self
Inverted culpability
Knowledge of the law is no defense while ignorance of the law is no excuse! self
No surprises here
Um, have we met? My initials are A.D.H.D. Self
John Kent Edwards, Jr & William Pope Langdale, III
In April 2015, I discovered peculiarities in the campaign finance disclosures for state court judge John K. Edwards, Jr. These reports show that his campaign manager, William P. Langdale, III, directed contributions to the campaign in excess of statutory limits. Public records also indicate that Langdale served as chairman of the committee “Citizens to Re-Elect Judge John Kent Edwards, Jr.” Publicly-available documents indicate that Langdale obfuscated these contributions with incorrect and misleading addresses for six affiliated business entities. Through diligent examination of annual corporate registrations, it can be shown that Langdale was directly responsible for total contributions more than seven times the statutory limit. It is my conclusion and belief that such actions were designed to influence a sitting judge and to create favorable venue for litigation by Langdale’s law firm.more ›
Small Beginnings
Horse and Water
I led the horse to water. I made the horse drink. The horse drowned in the process. I beat the dead horse to a pulp. The currents carried away the horse. The horse is no longer my problem. Self
Vice of Capitalism, Virtue of Socialism
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Winston Churchill
Broken or Hardened
Maybe sometimes it’s better to be broken than to be hardened. David Kaczynski
A really awesome photo!

The Fallacy of Christian Nationalism
Conflict continuum
When you make diplomacy impossible, you make war inevitable. Tim Kaine
Minimalist Cheets
- One-liner to calculate the binary value to toggle, enable, or disable an option via Java Function or Tasker Settings:
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%val = ceil((abs(%val - 1) + %par(#?1/on/true) - %par(#?0/off/false))/(2+%par(#)))
- %val is the binary value of the current state, if first retrieved. Otherwise, will perform toggle, or will perform absolute stating if passed a parameter
- One-liner to extract a base-12 hour from Tasker’s base-24 %TIME variable:
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%hour = floor(%TIME) - floor(%TIME/13)*12 + floor(abs(floor(%TIME) - 24)/24)*12
- The first segment extracts the hour by discarding the minutes; the second segment subtracts any p.m. offset (from 13.00 to 23.00); the third segment converts midnight (00:00) to 12.
- One-liner to add arbitrary minutes to Tasker’s base-24 %TIME variable:
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%future = floor(%TIME) + floor(((%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)/60) - floor((floor(%TIME) + floor(((%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)/60))/24)*24 + (((floor(%TIME)*60 + (%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)) % 60)/100
- To prettify the output, append
+100.001to the formula and a separate variable search/replace for1(?=\d\d\.)|(?<=\.\d\d)1which will eliminate the hundred and hundredth, leaving behind the placeholders.
Maintaining Liberty
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself. Thomas Paine (1795)
Surreal Reality
Reality is nothing more than a persistent illusion. Albert Einstein
Missing the priority
You wake up in the morning, your paint’s peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water is boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? None of them—the building’s on fire! Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S2E16
Sensible Explanations
If that were true, it would certainly make sense. Do you think I could tell you it’s true? Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S5E2 (“Not Cancer”)
Relationships
People date those they WANT to fall in love with, not those they know they actually could love. Self
Schadenfreude
Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the Lord shall be a light unto me. I will bear the indignation of the Lord, because I have sinned against him, until he plead my cause, and execute judgment for me: he will bring me forth to the light, and I shall behold his righteousness. Micah 7:8-9 KJV
Misc. Metaphysics
Nothing unreal exists. Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
External Opinions

Inverted Iceberg
Don’t be an inverted iceberg where more is seen than unseen. Lori
Preparation and Opportunity
Fortuna est quae fit cum praeparatio in occasionem incidit. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Seneca
Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. Zig Ziglar
Accomplish Quickly
Anything worth doing is worth doing quickly, because science moves on, and we’re all mortal, and you want to do things. Eric Cornell, Nova S35E1 (“Absolute Zero”)
Contentment Is Good
Even so, I have noticed one thing, at least, that is good. It is good for people to eat well, drink a good glass of wine, and enjoy their work. Ecclesiastes 5:18 NLT
Disguised horses
A horse painted to look like a zebra is still a horse. Self
Power Monologues
Words to inspire, words to motivate, words to prioritize, words to convict, words to empower.more ›
El peor trabajo

Going Big
Go big or go home, but don’t bet the farm or the cow so that there is still a home option. Self
Go big or go home, but make sure you don’t bet the farm or the cow. Self
Go big or go home, but be judicious in going all-in so that there will still be a farm and a cow waiting if going home becomes necessary. Self
Life Learning
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
Apathy Nurtures Evil
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke (disputed)
Conservation of problem solving
There’s no point in trying to be more right than correct. Dave Plummer
Individual Freedom
A man’s right to swing his fist ends at his neighbor’s nose. A neighbor’s right to be nosy stops at a man’s fist. Self
Difference
If things were different, they wouldn’t be the same. Michael Zaslow as Willard Tappan in Law & Order S5E9
Disputation
The person who cannot refute a disagreeable position holds an indefensible position, lacks pathos, or lacks acumen. Self
Keeping it real
You need to know this if you don’t already: I am politically insensitive, I am culturally controversial. That is what I do, okay. I am not politically correct and I wear that with pride. Ralphie May
Perception

Extreme provokes extreme
Extreme expression will push others to respond with extreme action. Self
Crying wolf
It’s not a good idea to scream fire every time somebody lights a match. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S2E21
Possibilities
It is never too late to be what you might have been. George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)
Challenging Paths
If you’re not facing challenges, you’re not pursuing your destiny. Self
Deeds over words
What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Open mind
There is a difference between keeping an open mind and believing something because you want it to be true. Jolene Blalock as Sub-Cmdr. T’Pol in Star Trek: Enterprise S1E11 (“Cold Front”)
Out of phase
I was created out of phase with everyone else so that I might see what no one else sees. Self
Meaningless Words
Either you screwed me and you want absolution or you didn’t and you want applause. Either way, I’m not interested. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S3E9 (“Finding Judas”)
Alabama Gender Recognition, Equity, and Enforcement (A.G.R.E.E.)
This is a bill that I authored and endeavored to present to the Alabama legislature. No senators or representatives were willing to take the risk. TO BE VERY CLEAR, THIS PROPOSED BILL NEVER BECAME LAW. In 2023 I decided to make it available online in hopes that the right eyes might find it and effect the change that I could not. more ›
Transfer to my enemy
May this suffering be removed from me and cast upon my enemies (and may they know whence it came!). Self (recovering from first-ever migraine)
Multiple explanations
That is a possible explanation but another explanation is possibly very probable. Self
Bees & Flies
The bee does not waste time convincing the fly that honey is better than shit Unknown
Chinese Fortune Cookie

Knowledge Vanishes
Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes. Peter F. Drucker
The Process of Victory
If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards. Paul “Bear” Bryant
Extreme Hope
Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. Bertrand Russell
Scope and Focus
You don’t need to boil the ocean to make a cup of coffee. unk
Squeaky Wheel
Squeaky wheel gets the grease, sometimes a sledge hammer. Self
Experience
For 42 years, I’ve been making small, regular deposits in this bank of experience, education and training. And on January 15, the balance was sufficient so that I could make a very large withdrawal. Capt. Chelsey “Sully” Sullenberger
Knowing and Dreaming
Knowing little dreams lots. Self
Trusting God
Though he slay me, yet will I trust him Job 13:15 KJV
Snark Memes
Tackling Tyrrany
Fear is the tool of a tyrant. Maurene Comey
We will not live on our knees, and you shouldn’t either. James Comey
Risk Reward
The fucking you aim to give me ain’t worth the fucking I’ll give you in return. Self
Always Strive
I’m not satisfied living in yesterday’s hour. I’m not satisfied to have the form but not power. “Believe” (Hillsong)
Wait for it
In a lawsuit the first to speak seems right, until someone comes forward and cross-examines. Proverbs 18:17 NIV
Stupidity Lensing
And you just float through it all as innocent as a newborn kitten. Are you really that stupid Mr. Radford, or do you think we are? Sam Waterston as A.D.A. Jack McCoy in Law & Order S9E24 (“Refuge”)
Alabama’s Misdemeanor Trial System
I was once obliged to deep-dive Alabama’s insane misdemeanor trial system, the explanation of which requires some 2,000 words. I choose to make the research available as a public service so that idiot legislators and lazy attorneys get the facts right. more ›
Beautiful Truth
Beauty is truth, truth beauty—that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn
Death relieves life’s burden
It is only in death that we are truly cured of the sickness of life. Socrates
Personal Growth
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or to step back into safety. Abraham Maslow
One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth. Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again. Abraham Maslow
Constant change
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man. Heraclitus
Battle Investment
Be more committed to your defense than your opponent is to the attack. Self
America
Yes, many problems, but that’s because the name of our country is America, not Utopia, and the appropriate comparison isn’t to the Eden you might imagine, it’s to every other place on earth. Bill Maher
Future History
Some people think the future means the end of history. Well, we haven’t run out of history quite yet. Your father called the future ‘the undiscovered county.’ People can be very frightened of change. William Shatner as Capt. James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Two enlightened words
Sapere aude. Unknown
Borat & the Femidiots
When someone says something completely looney-tunes, assume that it is not said seriously.
Confusing an idiot
Smart is not a color that smells good on you. Self
Human distiction: Self-determination
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
Churchplay
Churchplay is a lot like horseplay. self
The Crimson White: “Social Security numbers should not be student ID”
The University of Alabama student paper (The Crimson White) April 19, 2002
The last SGA, like so many of us around test time, got a lot of its best work done at the last minute. The 2001-02 Senate passed one of its most important bills just weeks before leaving office.
Resolution 53-01, authored by former graduate school senator John Woodruff and sponsored by 2001-02 Sens. Aubrey Collins and Mario Bailey, asks the University to stop the practice of assigning student identification numbers identical to students’ Social Security numbers.more ›
Science not omnipotent
Science cannot provide a solution to all of our problems. Eugene Sun
Hasta el extremo
aunque me matare, en él esperaré Job 13:15 RVA
Seeing Braille
I don’t have to be blind to recognize braille. That doesn’t mean I claim to read it. Self
The Unexamined Life
ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ (ho dè anexétastos bíos ou biōtòs anthrṓpōi). The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates
Prioritizing
One impossible thing at a time. Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: Picard S1E4, (“Absolute Candor”)
Not everyone is a morning person
A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse! Proverbs 27:14 NLT
Immediate priority
That sounds like a tomorrow problem. Let’s get out of here. Mark Valley as Christopher Chance in Human Target S1E3
The Crimson White: “Response to evangelist should affirm truth in minds, hearts”
About a year before I came to UA, I had an interesting encounter with a man who called himself “Brother Jim.” Brother Jim upset a lot of people on the University of Montevallo campus. A few students cried; some vociferated rebuttals; still others did nothing.
What I had trouble understanding that day was why my intelligent peers continued to congregate around that man when few, if any, supported his assertions. My pal Kristin tried to explain her compulsion to me this way: “I need to be here so that others will know that what he’s saying isn’t the truth.”more ›
Utopia Location
Wonderful. Last time I looked, Utopia is a small town upstate, different zip code. Steven Hill as DA Adam Schiff in Law & Order S2E8 (“Out of Control”)
Team
Like I always say, there’s no I in team; there’s a me, though, if you jumble it up. Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House in House S1E9
Scoundrel lawyers
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2
Saving Lives
Whoever saves a single life is considered by scripture to have saved the world. Talmud, Sanhedrin 37a
Commensurate compensation
You pay peanuts lady you wind up hiring monkeys. George Peppard as Col. John “Hannibal” Smith in The A-Team S2E1
Constancy
Constancy is keeping your mind made up while keeping it open too. Self
Know it all
It is not that I know it all, but rather that I know the one who knows it all. Self
(Un)principled people
Unprincipled people can’t engage principled people. Self
Foundational Ratio of American Justice
The law holds that it is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer. William Blackstone (1769)
It was better to let the crime of a guilty person go unpunished than to condemn the innocent. Coffin, et al. v. United States, 156 U.S. 432 (1895)
Actual patriotism
Some whom the nation condemns as traitors are patriots because they give their lives so that freedom might live. Self
Residential Privacy
The most frail cottage in the kingdom is absolutely entitled to the same guarantees of privacy as the most majestic mansion. Florida v. Jimeno,
500 U.S. 248, 254 (1991)
Group Mentality
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. Stanisław Lec (disputed)
Value of a Word
A word is worth a thousand sentences (to an etymologist). Self
MacGyver
Some people can MacGyver any problem. Other people somehow will MacFucker every problem. Self
Autonomous Freedom
they have become free forever, knowing good from evil; to act for themselves and not to be acted upon. 2 Nephi 2:26
Fear Itself
So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is…fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life, a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. And I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Tom Foolery
If you’re ‘fooling around,’ you just might be the fool. Self
Egotism
It’s so easy to hurt others when you can’t feel pain. Hall & Oates, “Rich Girl”
Cunning Delusions
I remember someone smarter than me once said, ‘your mental delusions, or your cognitive biases, or any defects in your thinking, are as smart as you.’ Solomon Anderson
Virtue bows
Napoleon went forth to seek Virtue, but, since she was not to be found, he got Power. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Homily Paradox
If we’re supposed to make lemonade when life brings us lemons, when life brings us plums, should we make prune juice? Self
No hope of victory
You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. Winston Churchill
Not a Lawyer
You think that I have no strategy because I’m not a lawyer, but it’s because I’m not a lawyer that you don’t perceive my strategy—I am not limited by the way lawyers think. Self
Spiritual Reality
Treatment Hurts
A hurt that cures is better than a hurt that endures. Self
Friends and Enemies
In Eastern philosophy, you’re supposed to love your enemy because they teach you more than your friends do. Rocky Dakota in Below Deck (S3E13)
Discovering Truth
[T]ruth is best discovered by powerful statements on both sides of the question. Lord John Scott Eldon (1751-1838) quoting Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Plan A and Plan B
There is no Plan B. You have Plan A, and you keep working at it until it happens. There is no Plan B. Zac Baker, 60 Days In
Plan B gets in the way of Plan A. Ashleigh Baker, 60 Days In
Looking for signs
We often ask for signs to direct our steps when what we really want is encouragement for the present. Self
Regretful awareness
Why did you come here? We were so happy. We didn’t know that there was anything missing in our lives. Jennifer Gatti as Ba’el in Star Trek: The Next Generation S6E17 (“Birthright”)
Thoroughness
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but let’s not leave any stone unturned either. Self
Today’s Best
The essence of our best is not whether it can be somehow improved upon at a later time. Today’s best will produce tomorrow’s better still which will expose shortcomings of yesterday’s best. Our best is only our best as long as we cannot improve upon it until tomorrow. That is, the essence of our best is not whether it can be somehow improved upon at a later time. Our best is cognizable by our inability to improve upon it today. Self
Vainglorious achievement
Behold, that which I have built will I break down, and that which I have planted I will pluck up, even this whole land. And seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not. Jeremiah 45:4-5 KJV
Discovering Truth
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. Galileo Galilei
Car Dealership Behind-the-Scene

NPR’s This American Life spent October 2013 at a Jeep dealership on Long Island, New York as the sales teams scrambles for its corporate incentive goal of 129 cars. If they make it, the dealership gets a huge bonus from Chrysler between $65,000 and $85,000 (depending on the models sold). So they pull out all the stops and in the process reveal a great deal about how to reverse the process to get a better deal when buying a car.
No consultations
If she agrees with me, I don’t need her; if she disagrees with me, I don’t want her. Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House, S2E17
Difficult Existence
Dying is easy. Living is hard. Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson in House, S4E9
Melancholy
The best cure for melancholy is industry. Sarah Polley as Maren Hontvedt in The Weight of Water
Atheist Zeal
There is no proselyter half so energetic as the hard-shelled atheist. Heywood Broun
Judging Displaces Loving
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Mother Mary Teresa Bojaxhiu
Bryce Lawn Scarecrow

Woodruff v. City of Pelham
Woodruff v. City of Pelham (1 So. 3d 157) began with a petty traffic citation and reached courthouse shenanigans that I just could not tolerate. I won this appeal and the appellate decision has been cited more than two dozen times in state and federal courts. Most significantly, it laid the foundation for vacating Deangelo Thomas’s conviction and three life sentences. But Alabama never lets anyone skate and true to form, Greg Shaw wrote a separate concurring opinion in which he unleashed a vitriolic ad hominem attack. Following the opinion, I will explain the ways that Shaw twisted his pen.more ›
Perseverance
Never give up. Denny Fitch
Disputio
Would you punch yourself in a street fight? Then don’t punch yourself in a word fight. Denzel Washington as Melvin Tolson in The Great Debaters
Pride in duty
I’d rather be an unemployed lawyer than a well-fed pet. Sam Waterston as D.A. Jack McCoy in Law & order S18E18
Change
Understand as it is, imagine as it can, strive as it will. Self
Private Citizens, Public Servants
I’m a private citizen with rights, but you’re a public servant with duties. Self
Christian Mistreatment
The biggest difference between Christ and most Christians is that Christ didn’t mistreat people. George Carneal
Ignorance is comforting
How great it would be if ignorance of danger was all it took to keep it away from the people we love. Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr William Riker in Star Trek: Picard S1E7 (“Nepenthe”)
Looking Back to See Forward
The further back you can look, the further forward you can see. Unknown (often attributed to Winston Churchill, never confirmed)
Social Accountability
We are accountable not for what we are taught but for what we learn. (In other words, we are not accountable for being taught bigotry or racism or sexism or xenophobia, but we are accountable for learning those behaviors.) Self
Overcoming Obstacles
So my advice to you if you’re struggling with something: stop saying I can’t do this, and start saying I’ll figure it out. McKinnon Galloway
Excel Timesheet
Originality and Coincidence
Everything I write is completely original, and any thoughts attributable to another person are entirely coincidental — unless you believe in collective unconsciousness, in which case it is just another expression of the same original thought — unless you subscribe to the notion that everything that is written has already been written before, in which case you have to ask, is the dog chasing its tail or is the tail taunting the dog. Self
Indeterminate Correctness
Just because he was right doesn’t mean he wasn’t wrong. Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. James Wilson in House, S3E1
Frame of reference
I wouldn’t take offense; not every species has motives that can be understood in human terms. Jolene Blalock as Sub-Cmdr. T’Pol in Star Trek: Enterprise S1E12 (“Silent Enemy”)
Roles & Tactics
Always play the fox. John Noble as Matthew Ashbaugh in The Good Wife S5E10
Hindsight
My hindsight is so good, I should walk through life backward. Self
Kill Bill: Some Things Can Never Be Undone
Decisive action
I don’t step on toes. I step on necks. Chuck Norris
Seasons & Leadership
Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times. G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain
Ethical conduct
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
I’d Hit That
Chinese Fortune Cookie

More really awesome photos!
Medida de ascenso
Tu invidia es mi progreso. lema anónimo peruano
No Fairness in Life
Not all things in life are colored with the same shade of crayon (and some ill-deserving bastard will always have the deluxe set). Self
Focus and Belief
I never thought of the possibility of failing, only of the fame and glory I was going to get when I won. I could see it. I could almost feel it. When I proclaimed that I was the greatest of all time, I believed in myself, and I still do. Mohammed Ali
The Birmingham News: “Bill to expunge records stalled in House panel”
Mr. Editor, I am asking for your help in raisíng public awareness of Senate Bill 178 and House Bill 81. I and many others need these bills to pass so we wiIl have a fair standing.
Unlike our neighboring states, Alabama has no provision for expunging the proceedings against a person once he is exonerated of a criminal charge. This might not have mattered 10 years ago, but the digital age puts information on the desktops of anyone who wants it.more ›
Lake Ponchartrain Causeway
Equipment Quick Ref
Live fully
So live, that when thy summons comes to join the innumerable caravan, which moves to that mysterious realm, where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death, thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night, scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed by an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave. William Cullen Bryant, “Thanatopsis”
Servants & Heroes
The hero is first a servant to his neighbor, his nation, or his cause. Self
Effort and Grace
I’m doing what I can, when I can, as best I can, and hope for whatever grace can be found. Self
Human factor
We’ve all heard about the computer simulations and now we are watching actual sims. But I can’t quite believe you still have not taken into account the human factor. Tom Hanks as Chelsey Sullenberger in Sully
Mobile Devices while Driving in Alabama
Birmingham has always had incompetent broadcast journalism. For the last year, television and radio outlets claim “Alabama prohibits holding a mobile device while driving.” That is flatly untrue. Journalists should verify facts, not parrot words.more ›
The 16 worst places to stash your stuff
Location, location, location: Store owners aren’t the only ones concerned with finding the perfect spot in which to situate their stuff. Researchers in a wide variety of fields know that how you organize your environment — from where you stand in fitness class to the place you choose to store your meds — has a surprising effect on everything from your weight to your chances of staying well. In other words, when it comes to how you feel, it’s not just what you do, it’s where you do it. Here, surprisingly bad locales for your health — and the best places to optimize it.more ›
Move past
Do not seek blame. Michael Dorn as Worf in Star Trek: Picard S3E2 (“Disengage”)
HSR: Señor Mortgage
Being humanly grounded
Know where you stand and stand there. Daniel Berrigan, SJ
Good Judgment
Good judgment comes from experience which mostly comes from bad judgment. Jason Statham as Arthur Bishop in The Mechanic








