Everything is unprecedented until it happens for the first time. Tom Hanks as Chelsey Sullenberger in Sully
When Right ≠ Legal
There have been times throughout American history where what is right is not the same as what is legal. Sometimes to do the right thing you have to break a law. Edward Snowden
Danger in Appeasement
Appeasement only makes the aggressor more aggressive. Henry Strozier as Dean Rusk in Thirteen Days
Examination of Thoughts
People do not deeply examine that which they deeply disdain. Kellyanne Conway on The Daily
Opaque Communication
I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you’ve probably misunderstood what I’ve said. Alan Greenspan
I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Alan Greenspan
Social Balance
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. Edmund Burke (1770)
The Crimson White: “Social Security numbers should not be student ID”
The University of Alabama student paper (The Crimson White) April 19, 2002
The last SGA, like so many of us around test time, got a lot of its best work done at the last minute. The 2001-02 Senate passed one of its most important bills just weeks before leaving office.
Resolution 53-01, authored by former graduate school senator John Woodruff and sponsored by 2001-02 Sens. Aubrey Collins and Mario Bailey, asks the University to stop the practice of assigning student identification numbers identical to students’ Social Security numbers.more ›
Spiritual Reality
Victim Narratives
When the wolf tells the story, the sheep and shepherds are always the enemy. Unk
I’d Hit That
Seeking the Unattainable
Never stop seeking what seems unattainable. Stephanie Niznik as The Wraith in Star Trek: Enterprise S1E18 (“Rogue Planet”)
Incapable of Incompetence
You are incapable of that level of incompetence. Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr. William Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation S4E8
Small Beginnings
Homily Paradox
If we’re supposed to make lemonade when life brings us lemons, when life brings us plums, should we make prune juice? Self
Paradox of Self-improvement
Sometimes pain screams so loud that we can’t hear Wisdom whisper. Self
Pain speaks louder than healing and agony argues with wisdom. Self
Today’s Best
The essence of our best is not whether it can be somehow improved upon at a later time. Today’s best will produce tomorrow’s better still which will expose shortcomings of yesterday’s best. Our best is only our best as long as we cannot improve upon it until tomorrow. That is, the essence of our best is not whether it can be somehow improved upon at a later time. Our best is cognizable by our inability to improve upon it today. Self
The best you can
And if all you ever really do is the best you can, well, you did it man. That’s something to be proud of. That’s a life you can hang your hat on. Montgomery Gentry, “Something to Be Proud Of”
Respect our rights
Our rights don’t end where your fear begins. Freedom is scary. Deal with it. John Bryan
Chinese Fortune Cookie

Perception

Sorrow Is Not Pessimism
And the truth about me is not that I’m really volatile and I’m unstable, but that I’m really vibrant, and the color of my sorrow is just as bright as the stripes of my delight. Jenny Slate on All Things Considered
Sharing Happiness
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. Buddha
Call Rejector & Logger
This profile will automatically reject and log pre-defined callers. Three examples are provided in within its anonymous task: The first demonstrates the format for denying a specific number; the second demonstrates the format for blocking a specific extension (i.e. 222-333-XXXX); the third demonstrates syntax for combining rejection rules (preferable to numerous OR conditions for faster processing). Any blocked numbers are stored in a CSV file on the root directory. view | savemore ›
Horse Society

Thoroughness
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but let’s not leave any stone unturned either. Self
Excel Timesheet
HSR: Señor Mortgage
Constant change
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man. Heraclitus
LAN Install
Optics are secondary
Who cares about the cussing? Who cares about the optics? I care about the Constitution. I care about the fact that no one bothered to point out the real problem here. […] Even if it wasn’t an autistic kid, if it was an unsympathetic criminal, it is just as serious. John H. Bryan, Esq.
Audacity and Destiny
One man can summon the future. Jolene Blalock as T’Pol in Star Trek Enterprise S4E13 (“Unified”)
Gendersplaining
Manspaining uses 100 words for unambiguous communication. Womansplaining uses 100 words for communicating absolutely nothing. Self
Scope and Focus
You don’t need to boil the ocean to make a cup of coffee. unk
Snark Memes
Deeds over words
What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Contentment Is Good
Even so, I have noticed one thing, at least, that is good. It is good for people to eat well, drink a good glass of wine, and enjoy their work. Ecclesiastes 5:18 NLT
Regretful awareness
Why did you come here? We were so happy. We didn’t know that there was anything missing in our lives. Jennifer Gatti as Ba’el in Star Trek: The Next Generation S6E17 (“Birthright”)
Horse’s Tail
Sometimes I’m the head, sometimes the tail. But even the tail leads when the horse finds it necessary to back up. Self
Decisive action
I don’t step on toes. I step on necks. Chuck Norris
Life Learning
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
Fishing and Catching
If you keep fishing in same old sewers, you’ll keep catching the same old shit. Self
Hindsight
My hindsight is so good, I should walk through life backward. Self
Scoundrel lawyers
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2
MacGyver
Some people can MacGyver any problem. Other people somehow will MacFucker every problem. Self
Minimalist Cheets
- One-liner to calculate the binary value to toggle, enable, or disable an option via Java Function or Tasker Settings:
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%val = ceil((abs(%val - 1) + %par(#?1/on/true) - %par(#?0/off/false))/(2+%par(#)))
- %val is the binary value of the current state, if first retrieved. Otherwise, will perform toggle, or will perform absolute stating if passed a parameter
- One-liner to extract a base-12 hour from Tasker’s base-24 %TIME variable:
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%hour = floor(%TIME) - floor(%TIME/13)*12 + floor(abs(floor(%TIME) - 24)/24)*12
- The first segment extracts the hour by discarding the minutes; the second segment subtracts any p.m. offset (from 13.00 to 23.00); the third segment converts midnight (00:00) to 12.
- One-liner to add arbitrary minutes to Tasker’s base-24 %TIME variable:
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%future = floor(%TIME) + floor(((%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)/60) - floor((floor(%TIME) + floor(((%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)/60))/24)*24 + (((floor(%TIME)*60 + (%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)) % 60)/100
- To prettify the output, append
+100.001to the formula and a separate variable search/replace for1(?=\d\d\.)|(?<=\.\d\d)1which will eliminate the hundred and hundredth, leaving behind the placeholders.
Libertarians
Libertarians are the truest conservatives and advocate liberty, not liberalism. Libertarians are governmental minimalists, politically more conservative than Republicans, socially more tolerant than Democrats. The Libertarian mantra sums, “as much liberty as possible” and “as little government as necessary.” more ›
Christian Mistreatment
The biggest difference between Christ and most Christians is that Christ didn’t mistreat people. George Carneal
Transfer to my enemy
May this suffering be removed from me and cast upon my enemies (and may they know whence it came!). Self (recovering from first-ever migraine)
The Birmingham News: “Bill to expunge records stalled in House panel”
Mr. Editor, I am asking for your help in raisíng public awareness of Senate Bill 178 and House Bill 81. I and many others need these bills to pass so we wiIl have a fair standing.
Unlike our neighboring states, Alabama has no provision for expunging the proceedings against a person once he is exonerated of a criminal charge. This might not have mattered 10 years ago, but the digital age puts information on the desktops of anyone who wants it.more ›
Focus and Belief
I never thought of the possibility of failing, only of the fame and glory I was going to get when I won. I could see it. I could almost feel it. When I proclaimed that I was the greatest of all time, I believed in myself, and I still do. Mohammed Ali
Live fully
So live, that when thy summons comes to join the innumerable caravan, which moves to that mysterious realm, where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death, thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night, scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed by an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave. William Cullen Bryant, “Thanatopsis”
Ockham’s Razor
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem. William of Ockham
Good Judgment
Good judgment comes from experience which mostly comes from bad judgment. Jason Statham as Arthur Bishop in The Mechanic
Log Address in Time Recording Pro
Time Recording Pro is a useful app, but Android design changes prevent it from acquiring location in the background. As a result, automated punches through Tasker are not able to record the location in the work unit notes. This profile fixes the issue using Android’s location service and geocoder to accomplish the task. view | save
Perfect Enough
Le mieux est l’ennemi du bien. The perfect is the enemy of the good. Voltaire
Perfection is the enemy of progress. Winston Churchill
Trusting God
Though he slay me, yet will I trust him Job 13:15 KJV
Ethical conduct
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
What Money Buys
Money doesn’t buy happiness; it buys entertainment and distraction (either of which is preferable to mindfulness of unhappiness). Self (Chicago, Ill)
Human distiction: Self-determination
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
Roles & Tactics
Always play the fox. John Noble as Matthew Ashbaugh in The Good Wife S5E10
Difficult Forgiveness
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. William Blake
Ignorance is comforting
How great it would be if ignorance of danger was all it took to keep it away from the people we love. Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr William Riker in Star Trek: Picard S1E7 (“Nepenthe”)
Not everyone is a morning person
A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse! Proverbs 27:14 NLT
Redefine ‘Progress’
Let us redefine ‘progress’ to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that we must do that thing. Kurtwood Smith as Federation President in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Battle Investment
Be more committed to your defense than your opponent is to the attack. Self
Actual patriotism
Some whom the nation condemns as traitors are patriots because they give their lives so that freedom might live. Self
Perpetual Goal Setting
Never quit. Set a goal and don’t quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don’t quit until you reach it. Never quit. Paul “Bear” Bryant
Reassembly
Only once we have been shattered can a higher power guide us through the reassembly. Self
ADB Wifi
A windows batch file quickly enables Tasker to unlock all of the ADB wifi commands. Copy/paste these lines and save as “adb.bat”. Run the batch file after connecting Android devices to a windows machine.more ›
Kenny Malone Tree Service (Birmingham, Ala.)
Kenny Malone operates a Birmingham, Alabama tree land clearing service. This video shows one of his employees in Sept 2025. The street is the only way in or out. No flagman and no signs warning of work ahead. So when this came into my field of view, it appeared to me that the skid steer operator was nosing in so that I could pass. That’s when he slammed it into reverse. He began shouting profanity, waiving his arms, and then completely blocked the street and crossed his arms. He only moved when I alerted him to the white car. I wonder if that homeowner knew that Kenny Malone would treat the neighbors this way.
Treatment Hurts
A hurt that cures is better than a hurt that endures. Self
Announce Hours
Strength
My health may fail, and my spirit may grow weak, but God remains the strength of my heart; He is all I will ever need. Psalm 73:26 NLT
Schadenfreude
Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the Lord shall be a light unto me. I will bear the indignation of the Lord, because I have sinned against him, until he plead my cause, and execute judgment for me: he will bring me forth to the light, and I shall behold his righteousness. Micah 7:8-9 KJV
A different Corona

Fear Itself
So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is…fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life, a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. And I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Don’t Be An Asshole
This profile scans wifi SSIDs and places the phone in vibrate in an number of situations such as religious centers, schools, theaters, and the like. Of course, it will not help if the location does not have wifi or if the wifi name does not contain a listed keyword, but on balance this profile should reduce the number of embarrassing or annoying disruptions. view | save
Cognitive flow
My brain was firing on all five cylinders today. Self
Unnecessary Words
I don’t need to hear what you don’t need to say. Diana Muldaur as Katherine Pulaski in Star Trek: The Next Generation S2E14 (“The Icarus Factor”)
Multiple explanations
That is a possible explanation but another explanation is possibly very probable. Self
Civic Morality
Morality cannot be legislated. Self
State of mind
Does having sex on the brain make the person a mastermind? Self
Squeaky Wheel
Squeaky wheel gets the grease, sometimes a sledge hammer. Self
Sex Memes





Ambivalent value
You can take back your memories; they’re no good to me. All-American Rejects, “Gives You Hell”
Not a Lawyer
You think that I have no strategy because I’m not a lawyer, but it’s because I’m not a lawyer that you don’t perceive my strategy—I am not limited by the way lawyers think. Self
Looking for signs
We often ask for signs when what we really want is encouragement. Self
Preparation and Opportunity
Fortuna est quae fit cum praeparatio in occasionem incidit. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Seneca
Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. Zig Ziglar
Merry hearts rejoice
A merry heart makes for willing and abundant praise. Self
Horse and Water
I led the horse to water. I made the horse drink. The horse drowned in the process. I beat the dead horse to a pulp. The currents carried away the horse. The horse is no longer my problem. Self
Seeing Braille
I don’t have to be blind to recognize braille. That doesn’t mean I claim to read it. Self
Chinese Fortune Cookie

Discovering Truth
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. Galileo Galilei
Iliana Rivera Sutton & Aha! Solutions
I endured the experience of dealing with Iliana Rivera Sutton in 2019 and I caution every person, every businesses, and every agency against contracting or employing her or her “company” Aha! Solutions. My personal experience was that she had serious financial mismanagement and zero credibility. Iliana is as truthful as Pinocchio and as successful as poor Geppetto.more ›
Forewarned
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18 KJV
Medida de ascenso
Tu invidia es mi progreso. lema anónimo peruano
Courage and Honor
You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. Aristotle
American Flag Laws
Congress enacted very precise standards for the American flag (see 4 U.S.C. §§1-10). I want to point out particulatly that the flag must never be sewn as clothing!!! Under §8(d) and §8(j), “[t]he flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery” and “[n]o part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.” American flag bikinis? Illegal. American flag boxers? Illegal. more ›
Constancy
Constancy is keeping your mind made up while keeping it open too. Self
Always Strive
I’m not satisfied living in yesterday’s hour. I’m not satisfied to have the form but not power. “Believe” (Hillsong)
Future History
Some people think the future means the end of history. Well, we haven’t run out of history quite yet. Your father called the future ‘the undiscovered county.’ People can be very frightened of change. William Shatner as Capt. James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Wait for it
In a lawsuit the first to speak seems right, until someone comes forward and cross-examines. Proverbs 18:17 NIV
Discovering Truth
[T]ruth is best discovered by powerful statements on both sides of the question. Lord John Scott Eldon (1751-1838) quoting Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Melancholy
The best cure for melancholy is industry. Sarah Polley as Maren Hontvedt in The Weight of Water
Pipe Dream Foundations
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau
Mickey Johnson
Attorney Larry Michael “Mickey” Johnson (Nashville, Ga) is an unmotivated piece of shit (which leads me to suspect the same of his legal assistant/wife for as it is said, birds of a feather flock together).more ›
Residential Privacy
The most frail cottage in the kingdom is absolutely entitled to the same guarantees of privacy as the most majestic mansion. Florida v. Jimeno,
500 U.S. 248, 254 (1991)
Disputio
Would you punch yourself in a street fight? Then don’t punch yourself in a word fight. Denzel Washington as Melvin Tolson in The Great Debaters
Egotism
It’s so easy to hurt others when you can’t feel pain. Hall & Oates, “Rich Girl”
Personal Growth
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or to step back into safety. Abraham Maslow
One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth. Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again. Abraham Maslow
Laws of a Democracy
The law has no moral or ethic; it is merely just or unjust, fair or unfair. Self
Extreme Hope
Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. Bertrand Russell
Duck Perceptions
When you see the world through a duck shaped lens, everything looks vaguely like a duck. anonymous
Punctuality
Arriving late wastes your time. Arriving early wastes my time. Self
Alabama’s Misdemeanor Trial System
I was once obliged to deep-dive Alabama’s insane misdemeanor trial system, the explanation of which requires some 2,000 words. I choose to make the research available as a public service so that idiot legislators and lazy attorneys get the facts right. more ›
Three Types of Denizens
It would seem that there are three types of people: cowards who run from risk, fools who ignore risk, and agents who accept risk. Self
Change
Understand as it is, imagine as it can, strive as it will. Self
The Process of Victory
If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards. Paul “Bear” Bryant
Vainglorious achievement
Behold, that which I have built will I break down, and that which I have planted I will pluck up, even this whole land. And seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not. Jeremiah 45:4-5 KJV
Knowing and Dreaming
Knowing little dreams lots. Self
Going Big
Go big or go home, but don’t bet the farm or the cow so that there is still a home option. Self
Go big or go home, but make sure you don’t bet the farm or the cow. Self
Go big or go home, but be judicious in going all-in so that there will still be a farm and a cow waiting if going home becomes necessary. Self
Blind Sight
So, you mock my blindness? Let me tell you this. You with your precious eyes, you’re blind to the corruption of your life, to the house you live in, those you live with—who are your parents? Do you know? All unknowing you are the scourge of your own flesh and blood… Sophocles, Oedipus Rex, ±ln 409
Effort and Grace
I’m doing what I can, when I can, as best I can, and hope for whatever grace can be found. Self
Lives Lived
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act II Scene VII
Individual Freedom
A man’s right to swing his fist ends at his neighbor’s nose. A neighbor’s right to be nosy stops at a man’s fist. Self
The Crimson White: “Response to evangelist should affirm truth in minds, hearts”
About a year before I came to UA, I had an interesting encounter with a man who called himself “Brother Jim.” Brother Jim upset a lot of people on the University of Montevallo campus. A few students cried; some vociferated rebuttals; still others did nothing.
What I had trouble understanding that day was why my intelligent peers continued to congregate around that man when few, if any, supported his assertions. My pal Kristin tried to explain her compulsion to me this way: “I need to be here so that others will know that what he’s saying isn’t the truth.”more ›
Victory only through opportunity
The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy. To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. Thus the good fighter is able to secure himself against defeat, but cannot make certain of defeating the enemy. Hence the saying: One may know how to conquer without being able to do it. 孫子 (Sun Tzu), The Art of War
Relationships
People date those they WANT to fall in love with, not those they know they actually could love. Self
Many Eyes in Team
There is no ‘I’ in team, but there are twice as many ‘eyes’ as there are players and an ‘aye’ in the middle. Self
Cosmologically insignificant
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the universe. That makes us something very special. Stephen Hawking
Accomplish Quickly
Anything worth doing is worth doing quickly, because science moves on, and we’re all mortal, and you want to do things. Eric Cornell, Nova S35E1 (“Absolute Zero”)
Plan A and Plan B
There is no Plan B. You have Plan A, and you keep working at it until it happens. There is no Plan B. Zac Baker, 60 Days In
Plan B gets in the way of Plan A. Ashleigh Baker, 60 Days In
Academic Weariness
Much study is a weariness of the flesh. Ecclesiastes 12:12 KJV
Death relieves life’s burden
It is only in death that we are truly cured of the sickness of life. Socrates
Plain Honesty
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. Shakespeare, Richard III
Kill Bill: Some Things Can Never Be Undone
Tom Foolery
If you’re ‘fooling around,’ you just might be the fool. Self
Simplify
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein
Beautiful Truth
Beauty is truth, truth beauty—that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn
Misc. Metaphysics
Nothing unreal exists. Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Freedom can be scary
Our rights don’t end where your fear begins. Freedom is scary. Deal with it. John H. Bryan
Marty Arron Bruce
Marty Aaron Bruce was once a canine deputy sheriff in Valdosta/Lowndes County, Georgia. He was forced to resign after repeated abusive conduct culminating in a civil rights lawsuit for assaulting an airman stationed at Moody Air Force Base.more ›
Bryce Lawn Scarecrow

Mobile Devices while Driving in Alabama
Birmingham has always had incompetent broadcast journalism. For the last year, television and radio outlets claim “Alabama prohibits holding a mobile device while driving.” That is flatly untrue. Journalists should verify facts, not parrot words.more ›
Ga. Senator Joshua McKoon’s Xenophobia
Mr. Editor, Georgia Senator Joshua McKoon proposed a state constitutional amendment to require that all government business be conducted in English and it makes no good sense. As a citizen with one foot still in Georgia (and the other foot looking for better soil to tread), this moronic initiative bothered me when I first heard of it, but it has really stuck in my craw and I must now speak out.more ›
Appeasement Fallacy
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will turn vegetarian. Heywood Broun
Omnia in glorium Dei
sive ergo manducatis sive bibitis vel aliud quid facitis omnia in gloriam Dei facite I Corinthios 10,31 VUL
Self-evident Truth and Lies
Move past
Do not seek blame. Michael Dorn as Worf in Star Trek: Picard S3E2 (“Disengage”)
Looking Back to See Forward
The further back you can look, the further forward you can see. Unknown (often attributed to Winston Churchill, never confirmed)
Churchplay
Churchplay is a lot like horseplay. self
El peor trabajo

More really awesome photos!
Confusing an idiot
Smart is not a color that smells good on you. Self
Control Versus Influence
Just because something is out of our control does not mean that it is outside of our influence. Self
I wish 7 Leguas had been more successful
The 1999 breakout band 7 Leguas had a smash debut album, Sombras Largas. The band has a proto-Evanescence vibe and Marta Folqués (lead vocals) had a versatile broadway power and a breathy rasp long before Adele even thought about success.
Government Fright
I think you all know that I’ve always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help. Ronald Reagan
De venganza a victoria
Venganza es de Dios, Compensación es de Dios, Consecuencia es de Dios, pero Victoria es de nosotros! Self
Honor in life
The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. Socrates
Power Monologues
Words to inspire, words to motivate, words to prioritize, words to convict, words to empower.more ›
Apathy Nurtures Evil
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke (disputed)
Reclaiming Life
No one can give you your life back, so you have to take your life back. Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock in The Defenders
No hope of victory
You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. Winston Churchill
A really awesome photo!

Irrelevant awareness of law
Neither ignorance of the law nor understanding thereof are defenses presently in the American legal system. Self
Woodruff v. City of Pelham
Woodruff v. City of Pelham (1 So. 3d 157) began with a petty traffic citation and reached courthouse shenanigans that I just could not tolerate. I won this appeal and the appellate decision has been cited more than two dozen times in state and federal courts. Most significantly, it laid the foundation for vacating Deangelo Thomas’s conviction and three life sentences. But Alabama never lets anyone skate and true to form, Greg Shaw wrote a separate concurring opinion in which he unleashed a vitriolic ad hominem attack. Following the opinion, I will explain the ways that Shaw twisted his pen.more ›
Forgivenesses
When you forgive yourself, whether others forgive you becomes less relevant. Self
Private Citizens, Public Servants
I’m a private citizen with rights, but you’re a public servant with duties. Self
Inverted culpability
Knowledge of the law is no defense while ignorance of the law is no excuse! self
Wayne’s World @ Drive Thru
Wayne and Garth try to screw with the drive-through order taker…to their chagrin. Classic hillarity from Wayne’s World 2
Hasta el extremo
aunque me matare, en él esperaré Job 13:15 RVA
The Universe
The universe is far more complex than Genesis, and far more simple than Darwin. Self
Out of phase
I was created out of phase with everyone else so that I might see what no one else sees. Self
Broken or Hardened
Maybe sometimes it’s better to be broken than to be hardened. David Kaczynski
Conserve Data & Battery
This task is extremely useful for prolonging battery life while also conserving data consumption. Aside from activating airplane mode, turning the data connection off is the next best power saver! Users may often find themselves in situations like work or school where a constant data connection serves no purpose and drains the battery. By cycling data usage, battery life can be extended by hours! view | save |more ›
Fake Doctorates (feat. Christopher Hylton)
Christopher Hylton claims to have a “Doctorate of Theology [from] Piedmont Bible College of Theology,” but Piedmont does not confer theology doctorates (Th.D.). Piedmont also does not confer divinity doctorates (D.Div.). Piedmont narrowly offers a “Doctor of Ministry” in “biblical preaching, church revitalization, and ministry.” It is a non-academic, thirty-six credit online program “designed for those who aspire to excel at the highest level in the practice of ministry.” No dissertation is required for Piedmont’s D.Min. Whether a “Piedmont Bible College of Theology” ever existed is doubtful. There was once a Piedmont Bible College that merged with other schools. It now exists as Piedmont Divinity School within Carolina University (a college with a flimsy accreditation claim and a troubling percentage of adjunct faculty). All this reminds me of another blogger’s post on televangelists buying fake doctorates. This shit bothers me.more ›
Lake Ponchartrain Causeway
The Stupid Stick
Cousin, you so dumb that smacking you in the head with the stupid stick would raise your IQ. Self
Status Quo
When it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change. Lucius Cary, 2nd Viscount Falkland (1610–1643)
Prioritizing
One impossible thing at a time. Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: Picard S1E4, (“Absolute Candor”)
Self-care

Acceptance and Belief
Take me for what I am, but believe in me for what I will be. Self
Autonomous Freedom
they have become free forever, knowing good from evil; to act for themselves and not to be acted upon. 2 Nephi 2:26
Challenging Paths
If you’re not facing challenges, you’re not pursuing your destiny. Self
The other shoe
There are times in your life when you sense that something is about to happen and at the same time you realize it already has. Sarah Polley as Maren Hontvedt in The Weight of Water
Cell Near Context Hack
This “ignore cells” regex will cause the profile to remain active by disregarding building deadspots and transient misreads of tower IDs.
!~R^(\p{L}{3,}:(\d{4,}|\d{3}\.\d{3})\.\d{3,})?(?:\b|$)
Difference
If things were different, they wouldn’t be the same. Michael Zaslow as Willard Tappan in Law & Order S5E9
Equipment Quick Ref
Announce Profiles
John Kent Edwards, Jr & William Pope Langdale, III
In April 2015, I discovered peculiarities in the campaign finance disclosures for state court judge John K. Edwards, Jr. These reports show that his campaign manager, William P. Langdale, III, directed contributions to the campaign in excess of statutory limits. Public records also indicate that Langdale served as chairman of the committee “Citizens to Re-Elect Judge John Kent Edwards, Jr.” Publicly-available documents indicate that Langdale obfuscated these contributions with incorrect and misleading addresses for six affiliated business entities. Through diligent examination of annual corporate registrations, it can be shown that Langdale was directly responsible for total contributions more than seven times the statutory limit. It is my conclusion and belief that such actions were designed to influence a sitting judge and to create favorable venue for litigation by Langdale’s law firm.more ›
Saving Lives
Whoever saves a single life is considered by scripture to have saved the world. Talmud, Sanhedrin 37a
Knowledge Vanishes
Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes. Peter F. Drucker
Overdoing it
Articulated Position
You’re not wrong, but you’re also not fully correct. Self
Inverted Iceberg
Don’t be an inverted iceberg where more is seen than unseen. Lori
Know it all
It is not that I know it all, but rather that I know the one who knows it all. Self
Vice of Capitalism, Virtue of Socialism
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Winston Churchill
No surprises here
Um, have we met? My initials are A.D.H.D. Self
The 16 worst places to stash your stuff
The 16 worst places to stash your stuff
Location, location, location: Store owners aren’t the only ones concerned with finding the perfect spot in which to situate their stuff. Researchers in a wide variety of fields know that how you organize your environment — from where you stand in fitness class to the place you choose to store your meds — has a surprising effect on everything from your weight to your chances of staying well. In other words, when it comes to how you feel, it’s not just what you do, it’s where you do it. Here, surprisingly bad locales for your health — and the best places to optimize it.more ›
Alabama Gender Recognition, Equity, and Enforcement (A.G.R.E.E.)
This is a bill that I authored and endeavored to present to the Alabama legislature. No senators or representatives were willing to take the risk. TO BE VERY CLEAR, THIS PROPOSED BILL NEVER BECAME LAW. In 2023 I decided to make it available online in hopes that the right eyes might find it and effect the change that I could not. more ›
Car Dealership Behind-the-Scene

NPR’s This American Life spent October 2013 at a Jeep dealership on Long Island, New York as the sales teams scrambles for its corporate incentive goal of 129 cars. If they make it, the dealership gets a huge bonus from Chrysler between $65,000 and $85,000 (depending on the models sold). So they pull out all the stops and in the process reveal a great deal about how to reverse the process to get a better deal when buying a car.











