There have been times throughout American history where what is right is not the same as what is legal. Sometimes to do the right thing you have to break a law. Edward Snowden
Opaque Communication
I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you’ve probably misunderstood what I’ve said. Alan Greenspan
I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Alan Greenspan
Examination of Thoughts
People do not deeply examine that which they deeply disdain. Kellyanne Conway on The Daily
Acceptance and Belief
Take me for what I am, but believe in me for what I will be. Self
Danger in Appeasement
Appeasement only makes the aggressor more aggressive. Henry Strozier as Dean Rusk in Thirteen Days
Unprecedented Until…
Everything is unprecedented until it happens for the first time. Tom Hanks as Chelsey Sullenberger in Sully
Focus and Belief
I never thought of the possibility of failing, only of the fame and glory I was going to get when I won. I could see it. I could almost feel it. When I proclaimed that I was the greatest of all time, I believed in myself, and I still do. Mohammed Ali
Roles & Tactics
Always play the fox. John Noble as Matthew Ashbaugh in The Good Wife S5E10
The 16 worst places to stash your stuff
Location, location, location: Store owners aren’t the only ones concerned with finding the perfect spot in which to situate their stuff. Researchers in a wide variety of fields know that how you organize your environment — from where you stand in fitness class to the place you choose to store your meds — has a surprising effect on everything from your weight to your chances of staying well. In other words, when it comes to how you feel, it’s not just what you do, it’s where you do it. Here, surprisingly bad locales for your health — and the best places to optimize it.more ›
Being humanly grounded
Know where you stand and stand there. Daniel Berrigan, SJ
Plan A and Plan B
There is no Plan B. You have Plan A, and you keep working at it until it happens. There is no Plan B. Zac Baker, 60 Days In
Plan B gets in the way of Plan A. Ashleigh Baker, 60 Days In
Fishing and Catching
If you keep fishing in same old sewers, you’ll keep catching the same old shit. Self
Self-evident Truth and Lies
Foxhunts
If you go to a foxhunt, don’t dress as a fox. Tomás Milian as Col. Emilio Pantoya in Law & Order S10E24
Reassembly
Only once we have been shattered can a higher power guide us through the reassembly. Self
Squeaky Wheel
Squeaky wheel gets the grease, sometimes a sledge hammer. Self
Life Learning
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
Apathy Nurtures Evil
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke (disputed)
State of mind
Does having sex on the brain make the person a mastermind? Self
Multiple explanations
That is a possible explanation but another explanation is possibly very probable. Self
Exercise Agency
There’s so much in life you can’t quit: you can’t quit your family, you can’t quit your body, you can’t quit your brain. So if there is something you have agency over, have agency over it. Lena Dunham
Effort and Grace
I’m doing what I can, when I can, as best I can, and hope for whatever grace can be found. Self
Questionable action
I hope you didn’t snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Sam Waterston as Jack McCoy in Law & Order S19E4
Conservation of problem solving
There’s no point in trying to be more right than correct. Dave Plummer
Ignorance is comforting
How great it would be if ignorance of danger was all it took to keep it away from the people we love. Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr William Riker in Star Trek: Picard S1E7 (“Nepenthe”)
Discovering Truth
[T]ruth is best discovered by powerful statements on both sides of the question. Lord John Scott Eldon (1751-1838) quoting Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Civil Disobedience
Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Henry David Thoreau
Human distiction: Self-determination
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
Extreme provokes extreme
Extreme expression will push others to respond with extreme action. Self
Accomplish Quickly
Anything worth doing is worth doing quickly, because science moves on, and we’re all mortal, and you want to do things. Eric Cornell, Nova S35E1 (“Absolute Zero”)
Victory only through opportunity
The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy. To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. Thus the good fighter is able to secure himself against defeat, but cannot make certain of defeating the enemy. Hence the saying: One may know how to conquer without being able to do it. 孫子 (Sun Tzu), The Art of War
The Process of Victory
If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards. Paul “Bear” Bryant
El peor trabajo

Courage and Honor
You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. Aristotle
Live fully
So live, that when thy summons comes to join the innumerable caravan, which moves to that mysterious realm, where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death, thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night, scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed by an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave. William Cullen Bryant, “Thanatopsis”
Extreme Hope
Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. Bertrand Russell
Foundational Ratio of American Justice
The law holds that it is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer. William Blackstone (1769)
It was better to let the crime of a guilty person go unpunished than to condemn the innocent. Coffin, et al. v. United States, 156 U.S. 432 (1895)
Wait for it
In a lawsuit the first to speak seems right, until someone comes forward and cross-examines. Proverbs 18:17 NIV
Laws of a Democracy
The law has no moral or ethic; it is merely just or unjust, fair or unfair. Self
Victim Narratives
When the wolf tells the story, the sheep and shepherds are always the enemy. Unk
Looking Back to See Forward
The further back you can look, the further forward you can see. Unknown (often attributed to Winston Churchill, never confirmed)
Reclaiming Life
No one can give you your life back, so you have to take your life back. Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock in The Defenders
Incapable of Incompetence
You are incapable of that level of incompetence. Jonathan Frakes as Cmdr. William Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation S4E8
Log Address in Time Recording Pro
Time Recording Pro is a useful app, but Android design changes prevent it from acquiring location in the background. As a result, automated punches through Tasker are not able to record the location in the work unit notes. This profile fixes the issue using Android’s location service and geocoder to accomplish the task. view | save
Trusting God
Though he slay me, yet will I trust him Job 13:15 KJV
Cell Near Context Hack
This “ignore cells” regex will cause the profile to remain active by disregarding building deadspots and transient misreads of tower IDs.
!~R^(\p{L}{3,}:(\d{4,}|\d{3}\.\d{3})\.\d{3,})?(?:\b|$)
Errant Conclusions
People jump to the conclusions which best validate their speculations. Self
Call Rejector & Logger
This profile will automatically reject and log pre-defined callers. Three examples are provided in within its anonymous task: The first demonstrates the format for denying a specific number; the second demonstrates the format for blocking a specific extension (i.e. 222-333-XXXX); the third demonstrates syntax for combining rejection rules (preferable to numerous OR conditions for faster processing). Any blocked numbers are stored in a CSV file on the root directory. view | savemore ›
Cosmologically insignificant
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the universe. That makes us something very special. Stephen Hawking
Maintaining Liberty
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself. Thomas Paine (1795)
Open mind
There is a difference between keeping an open mind and believing something because you want it to be true. Jolene Blalock as Sub-Cmdr. T’Pol in Star Trek: Enterprise S1E11 (“Cold Front”)
Frame of reference
I wouldn’t take offense; not every species has motives that can be understood in human terms. Jolene Blalock as Sub-Cmdr. T’Pol in Star Trek: Enterprise S1E12 (“Silent Enemy”)
Power Monologues
Words to inspire, words to motivate, words to prioritize, words to convict, words to empower.more ›
Iliana Rivera Sutton & Aha! Solutions
I endured the experience of dealing with Iliana Rivera Sutton in 2019 and I caution every person, every businesses, and every agency against contracting or employing her or her “company” Aha! Solutions. My personal experience was that she had serious financial mismanagement and zero credibility. Iliana is as truthful as Pinocchio and as successful as poor Geppetto.more ›
Learning Forgiveness
The easiest way to learn to forgive is to surround yourself with and read about people who have learned to forgive. Their stories will impart the ability. Hillary Rodham Clinton
Minimalist Cheets
- One-liner to calculate the binary value to toggle, enable, or disable an option via Java Function or Tasker Settings:
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%val = ceil((abs(%val - 1) + %par(#?1/on/true) - %par(#?0/off/false))/(2+%par(#)))
- %val is the binary value of the current state, if first retrieved. Otherwise, will perform toggle, or will perform absolute stating if passed a parameter
- One-liner to extract a base-12 hour from Tasker’s base-24 %TIME variable:
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%hour = floor(%TIME) - floor(%TIME/13)*12 + floor(abs(floor(%TIME) - 24)/24)*12
- The first segment extracts the hour by discarding the minutes; the second segment subtracts any p.m. offset (from 13.00 to 23.00); the third segment converts midnight (00:00) to 12.
- One-liner to add arbitrary minutes to Tasker’s base-24 %TIME variable:
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%future = floor(%TIME) + floor(((%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)/60) - floor((floor(%TIME) + floor(((%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)/60))/24)*24 + (((floor(%TIME)*60 + (%TIME - floor(%TIME))*100 + %mins)) % 60)/100
- To prettify the output, append
+100.001to the formula and a separate variable search/replace for1(?=\d\d\.)|(?<=\.\d\d)1which will eliminate the hundred and hundredth, leaving behind the placeholders.
Announce Hours
No surprises here
Um, have we met? My initials are A.D.H.D. Self
The best you can
And if all you ever really do is the best you can, well, you did it man. That’s something to be proud of. That’s a life you can hang your hat on. Montgomery Gentry, “Something to Be Proud Of”
Not everyone is a morning person
A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse! Proverbs 27:14 NLT
Ethical conduct
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
Inverted Iceberg
Don’t be an inverted iceberg where more is seen than unseen. Lori
Tom Foolery
If you’re ‘fooling around,’ you just might be the fool. Self
Audacity and Destiny
One man can summon the future. Jolene Blalock as T’Pol in Star Trek Enterprise S4E13 (“Unified”)
American Circumcision (documentary)
Mickey Johnson
Attorney Larry Michael “Mickey” Johnson (Nashville, Ga) is an unmotivated piece of shit (which leads me to suspect the same of his legal assistant/wife for as it is said, birds of a feather flock together).more ›
Alabama Gender Recognition, Equity, and Enforcement (A.G.R.E.E.)
This is a bill that I authored and endeavored to present to the Alabama legislature. No senators or representatives were willing to take the risk. TO BE VERY CLEAR, THIS PROPOSED BILL NEVER BECAME LAW. In 2023 I decided to make it available online in hopes that the right eyes might find it and effect the change that I could not. more ›
The Unexamined Life
ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ (ho dè anexétastos bíos ou biōtòs anthrṓpōi). The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates
Forewarned
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18 KJV
Confused and confusing
Well there you have it—one thing is perfectly clear: people are not perfectly clear. Doug Batchelor
Saving Lives
Whoever saves a single life is considered by scripture to have saved the world. Talmud, Sanhedrin 37a
Conserve Data & Battery
This task is extremely useful for prolonging battery life while also conserving data consumption. Aside from activating airplane mode, turning the data connection off is the next best power saver! Users may often find themselves in situations like work or school where a constant data connection serves no purpose and drains the battery. By cycling data usage, battery life can be extended by hours! view | save |more ›
The Weight of Water
Inverted culpability
Knowledge of the law is no defense while ignorance of the law is no excuse! self
Challenging Paths
If you’re not facing challenges, you’re not pursuing your destiny. Self
Paradox of knowledge
One of the great challenges in this world is knowing enough about a subject to think you’re right, but not enough about the subject to know you’re wrong. Neil deGrasse Tyson
Nuance matters
There’s not much difference between ‘mouse’ and ‘mouth’ except between the jaws of a cat. Self
Originality and Coincidence
Everything I write is completely original, and any thoughts attributable to another person are entirely coincidental — unless you believe in collective unconsciousness, in which case it is just another expression of the same original thought — unless you subscribe to the notion that everything that is written has already been written before, in which case you have to ask, is the dog chasing its tail or is the tail taunting the dog. Self
Always Strive
I’m not satisfied living in yesterday’s hour. I’m not satisfied to have the form but not power. “Believe” (Hillsong)
Government Fright
I think you all know that I’ve always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help. Ronald Reagan
Lives Lived
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act II Scene VII
Egotism
It’s so easy to hurt others when you can’t feel pain. Hall & Oates, “Rich Girl”
Plain Honesty
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. Shakespeare, Richard III
Good Judgment
Good judgment comes from experience which mostly comes from bad judgment. Jason Statham as Arthur Bishop in The Mechanic
Misc. Metaphysics
Nothing unreal exists. Leonard Nimoy as Spock in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Strength
My health may fail, and my spirit may grow weak, but God remains the strength of my heart; He is all I will ever need. Psalm 73:26 NLT
Status Quo
When it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change. Lucius Cary, 2nd Viscount Falkland (1610–1643)
(Un)principled people
Unprincipled people can’t engage principled people. Self
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Beautiful Truth
Beauty is truth, truth beauty—that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn
Scope and Focus
You don’t need to boil the ocean to make a cup of coffee. unk
Full Disclosure
I can’t tell you what I don’t know! Dominic Keating as Malcolm Reed in Star Trek: Enterprise S4E16 (“Divergence”)
Group Mentality
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. Stanisław Lec (disputed)
Redefine ‘Progress’
Let us redefine ‘progress’ to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that we must do that thing. Kurtwood Smith as Federation President in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Spiritual Reality
Simplify
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein
No hope of victory
You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. Winston Churchill
Going Big
Go big or go home, but don’t bet the farm or the cow so that there is still a home option. Self
Go big or go home, but make sure you don’t bet the farm or the cow. Self
Go big or go home, but be judicious in going all-in so that there will still be a farm and a cow waiting if going home becomes necessary. Self
Sorrow Is Not Pessimism
And the truth about me is not that I’m really volatile and I’m unstable, but that I’m really vibrant, and the color of my sorrow is just as bright as the stripes of my delight. Jenny Slate on All Things Considered
Perception

Blind Sight
So, you mock my blindness? Let me tell you this. You with your precious eyes, you’re blind to the corruption of your life, to the house you live in, those you live with—who are your parents? Do you know? All unknowing you are the scourge of your own flesh and blood… Sophocles, Oedipus Rex, ±ln 409
Private Citizens, Public Servants
I’m a private citizen with rights, but you’re a public servant with duties. Self
Don’t Be An Asshole
This profile scans wifi SSIDs and places the phone in vibrate in an number of situations such as religious centers, schools, theaters, and the like. Of course, it will not help if the location does not have wifi or if the wifi name does not contain a listed keyword, but on balance this profile should reduce the number of embarrassing or annoying disruptions. view | save
Optics are secondary
Who cares about the cussing? Who cares about the optics? I care about the Constitution. I care about the fact that no one bothered to point out the real problem here. […] Even if it wasn’t an autistic kid, if it was an unsympathetic criminal, it is just as serious. John H. Bryan, Esq.
Perfect Enough
Le mieux est l’ennemi du bien. The perfect is the enemy of the good. Voltaire
Perfection is the enemy of progress. Winston Churchill
Force
My words land hard. Self
Control Versus Influence
Just because something is out of our control does not mean that it is outside of our influence. Self
Confusing an idiot
Smart is not a color that smells good on you. Self
Ga. Senator Joshua McKoon’s Xenophobia
Mr. Editor, Georgia Senator Joshua McKoon proposed a state constitutional amendment to require that all government business be conducted in English and it makes no good sense. As a citizen with one foot still in Georgia (and the other foot looking for better soil to tread), this moronic initiative bothered me when I first heard of it, but it has really stuck in my craw and I must now speak out.more ›
Three Types of Denizens
It would seem that there are three types of people: cowards who run from risk, fools who ignore risk, and agents who accept risk. Self
Kill Bill: Some Things Can Never Be Undone
Broken or Hardened
Maybe sometimes it’s better to be broken than to be hardened. David Kaczynski
Future History
Some people think the future means the end of history. Well, we haven’t run out of history quite yet. Your father called the future ‘the undiscovered county.’ People can be very frightened of change. William Shatner as Capt. James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Perpetual Goal Setting
Never quit. Set a goal and don’t quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don’t quit until you reach it. Never quit. Paul “Bear” Bryant
Out of phase
I was created out of phase with everyone else so that I might see what no one else sees. Self
Churchplay
Churchplay is a lot like horseplay. self
Looking for signs
We often ask for signs to direct our steps when what we really want is encouragement for the present. Self
Science not omnipotent
Science cannot provide a solution to all of our problems. Eugene Sun
External Opinions

Excel Pricing Form
Social Accountability
We are accountable not for what we are taught but for what we learn. (In other words, we are not accountable for being taught bigotry or racism or sexism or xenophobia, but we are accountable for learning those behaviors.) Self
Disputio
Would you punch yourself in a street fight? Then don’t punch yourself in a word fight. Denzel Washington as Melvin Tolson in The Great Debaters
Overdoing it
Gendersplaining
Manspaining uses 100 words for unambiguous communication. Womansplaining uses 100 words for communicating absolutely nothing. Self
Hindsight
My hindsight is so good, I should walk through life backward. Self
Judging Displaces Loving
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Mother Mary Teresa Bojaxhiu
American Flag Laws
Congress enacted very precise standards for the American flag (see 4 U.S.C. §§1-10). I want to point out particulatly that the flag must never be sewn as clothing!!! Under §8(d) and §8(j), “[t]he flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery” and “[n]o part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.” American flag bikinis? Illegal. American flag boxers? Illegal. more ›
Inimical Haste
Haste is the enemy of Prudence. Self
Melancholy
The best cure for melancholy is industry. Sarah Polley as Maren Hontvedt in The Weight of Water
Libertarians
Libertarians are the truest conservatives and advocate liberty, not liberalism. Libertarians are governmental minimalists, politically more conservative than Republicans, socially more tolerant than Democrats. The Libertarian mantra sums, “as much liberty as possible” and “as little government as necessary.” more ›
Move past
Do not seek blame. Michael Dorn as Worf in Star Trek: Picard S3E2 (“Disengage”)
Tackling Tyrrany
Fear is the tool of a tyrant. Maurene Comey
We will not live on our knees, and you shouldn’t either. James Comey
Equipment Quick Ref
No Fairness in Life
Not all things in life are colored with the same shade of crayon (and some ill-deserving bastard will always have the deluxe set). Self
Individual Freedom
A man’s right to swing his fist ends at his neighbor’s nose. A neighbor’s right to be nosy stops at a man’s fist. Self
Fear Itself
So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is…fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life, a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. And I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Schadenfreude
Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the Lord shall be a light unto me. I will bear the indignation of the Lord, because I have sinned against him, until he plead my cause, and execute judgment for me: he will bring me forth to the light, and I shall behold his righteousness. Micah 7:8-9 KJV
Christian Mistreatment
The biggest difference between Christ and most Christians is that Christ didn’t mistreat people. George Carneal
Know it all
It is not that I know it all, but rather that I know the one who knows it all. Self
Death relieves life’s burden
It is only in death that we are truly cured of the sickness of life. Socrates
Constancy
Constancy is keeping your mind made up while keeping it open too. Self
ADB Wifi
A windows batch file quickly enables Tasker to unlock all of the ADB wifi commands. Copy/paste these lines and save as “adb.bat”. Run the batch file after connecting Android devices to a windows machine.more ›
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Atheist Zeal
There is no proselyter half so energetic as the hard-shelled atheist. Heywood Broun
Overcoming Obstacles
So my advice to you if you’re struggling with something: stop saying I can’t do this, and start saying I’ll figure it out. McKinnon Galloway
Seeing Braille
I don’t have to be blind to recognize braille. That doesn’t mean I claim to read it. Self
Ambivalent value
You can take back your memories; they’re no good to me. All-American Rejects, “Gives You Hell”
Preparation and Opportunity
Fortuna est quae fit cum praeparatio in occasionem incidit. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Seneca
Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. Zig Ziglar
Untimely Experience
Experience is something you don’t have until just after you need it. Self
What Money Buys
Money doesn’t buy happiness; it buys entertainment and distraction (either of which is preferable to mindfulness of unhappiness). Self (Chicago, Ill)
Constant change
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man. Heraclitus
Chinese Fortune Cookie

Punctuality
Arriving late wastes your time. Arriving early wastes my time. Self
Mobile Devices while Driving in Alabama
Birmingham has always had incompetent broadcast journalism. For the last year, television and radio outlets claim “Alabama prohibits holding a mobile device while driving.” That is flatly untrue. Journalists should verify facts, not parrot words.more ›
Disputation
The person who cannot refute a disagreeable position holds an indefensible position, lacks pathos, or lacks acumen. Self
Woodruff v. City of Pelham
Woodruff v. City of Pelham (1 So. 3d 157) began with a petty traffic citation and reached courthouse shenanigans that I just could not tolerate. I won this appeal and the appellate decision has been cited more than two dozen times in state and federal courts. Most significantly, it laid the foundation for vacating Deangelo Thomas’s conviction and three life sentences. But Alabama never lets anyone skate and true to form, Greg Shaw wrote a separate concurring opinion in which he unleashed a vitriolic ad hominem attack. Following the opinion, I will explain the ways that Shaw twisted his pen.more ›
Fighting Harder
Losing doesn’t make me want to quit. It makes me want to fight that much harder. Paul “Bear” Bryant
Promises
A promise is a prison, Elnor. Do not make yourself another’s jailer. Amirah Vann as Zani in Star Trek: Picard S1E4, (“Absolute Candor”)
Vainglorious achievement
Behold, that which I have built will I break down, and that which I have planted I will pluck up, even this whole land. And seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not. Jeremiah 45:4-5 KJV
Not a Lawyer
You think that I have no strategy because I’m not a lawyer, but it’s because I’m not a lawyer that you don’t perceive my strategy—I am not limited by the way lawyers think. Self
Pipe Dream Foundations
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau
Prioritizing
One impossible thing at a time. Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: Picard S1E4, (“Absolute Candor”)
Social Balance
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. Edmund Burke (1770)
Paradox of Self-improvement
Sometimes pain screams so loud that we can’t hear Wisdom whisper. Self
Pain speaks louder than healing and agony argues with wisdom. Self
Alabama’s Misdemeanor Trial System
I was once obliged to deep-dive Alabama’s insane misdemeanor trial system, the explanation of which requires some 2,000 words. I choose to make the research available as a public service so that idiot legislators and lazy attorneys get the facts right. more ›
Self-care

Deeds over words
What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Scoundrel lawyers
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2
Many Eyes in Team
There is no ‘I’ in team, but there are twice as many ‘eyes’ as there are players and an ‘aye’ in the middle. Self
Appeasement Fallacy
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will turn vegetarian. Heywood Broun
Stupidity Lensing
And you just float through it all as innocent as a newborn kitten. Are you really that stupid Mr. Radford, or do you think we are? Sam Waterston as A.D.A. Jack McCoy in Law & Order S9E24 (“Refuge”)
The Fallacy of Christian Nationalism
Homily Paradox
If we’re supposed to make lemonade when life brings us lemons, when life brings us plums, should we make prune juice? Self
Cognitive flow
My brain was firing on all five cylinders today. Self
The other shoe
There are times in your life when you sense that something is about to happen and at the same time you realize it already has. Sarah Polley as Maren Hontvedt in The Weight of Water
Battle Investment
Be more committed to your defense than your opponent is to the attack. Self
Articulated Position
You’re not wrong, but you’re also not fully correct. Self
Surreal Reality
Reality is nothing more than a persistent illusion. Albert Einstein
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Knowing and Dreaming
Knowing little dreams lots. Self
Value of a Word
A word is worth a thousand sentences (to an etymologist). Self
Wayne’s World @ Drive Thru
Wayne and Garth try to screw with the drive-through order taker…to their chagrin. Classic hillarity from Wayne’s World 2
De venganza a victoria
Venganza es de Dios, Compensación es de Dios, Consecuencia es de Dios, pero Victoria es de nosotros! Self
Bees & Flies
The bee does not waste time convincing the fly that honey is better than shit Unknown
Freedom can be scary
Our rights don’t end where your fear begins. Freedom is scary. Deal with it. John H. Bryan
Transfer to my enemy
May this suffering be removed from me and cast upon my enemies (and may they know whence it came!). Self (recovering from first-ever migraine)
The Birmingham News: “Bill to expunge records stalled in House panel”
Mr. Editor, I am asking for your help in raisíng public awareness of Senate Bill 178 and House Bill 81. I and many others need these bills to pass so we wiIl have a fair standing.
Unlike our neighboring states, Alabama has no provision for expunging the proceedings against a person once he is exonerated of a criminal charge. This might not have mattered 10 years ago, but the digital age puts information on the desktops of anyone who wants it.more ›
Forgivenesses
When you forgive yourself, whether others forgive you becomes less relevant. Self
Horse and Water
I led the horse to water. I made the horse drink. The horse drowned in the process. I beat the dead horse to a pulp. The currents carried away the horse. The horse is no longer my problem. Self
Residential Privacy
The most frail cottage in the kingdom is absolutely entitled to the same guarantees of privacy as the most majestic mansion. Florida v. Jimeno,
500 U.S. 248, 254 (1991)
Fake Doctorates (feat. Christopher Hylton)
Christopher Hylton claims to have a “Doctorate of Theology [from] Piedmont Bible College of Theology,” but Piedmont does not confer theology doctorates (Th.D.). Piedmont also does not confer divinity doctorates (D.Div.). Piedmont narrowly offers a “Doctor of Ministry” in “biblical preaching, church revitalization, and ministry.” It is a non-academic, thirty-six credit online program “designed for those who aspire to excel at the highest level in the practice of ministry.” No dissertation is required for Piedmont’s D.Min. Whether a “Piedmont Bible College of Theology” ever existed is doubtful. There was once a Piedmont Bible College that merged with other schools. It now exists as Piedmont Divinity School within Carolina University (a college with a flimsy accreditation claim and a troubling percentage of adjunct faculty). All this reminds me of another blogger’s post on televangelists buying fake doctorates. This shit bothers me.more ›
Actual patriotism
Some whom the nation condemns as traitors are patriots because they give their lives so that freedom might live. Self
Borat & the Femidiots
When someone says something completely looney-tunes, assume that it is not said seriously.
Autonomous Freedom
they have become free forever, knowing good from evil; to act for themselves and not to be acted upon. 2 Nephi 2:26
Ockham’s Razor
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem. William of Ockham
Difference
If things were different, they wouldn’t be the same. Michael Zaslow as Willard Tappan in Law & Order S5E9
Duck Perceptions
When you see the world through a duck shaped lens, everything looks vaguely like a duck. anonymous
Chinese Fortune Cookie

I wish 7 Leguas had been more successful
The 1999 breakout band 7 Leguas had a smash debut album, Sombras Largas. The band has a proto-Evanescence vibe and Marta Folqués (lead vocals) had a versatile broadway power and a breathy rasp long before Adele even thought about success.
Contentment Is Good
Even so, I have noticed one thing, at least, that is good. It is good for people to eat well, drink a good glass of wine, and enjoy their work. Ecclesiastes 5:18 NLT
Horse’s Tail
Sometimes I’m the head, sometimes the tail. But even the tail leads when the horse finds it necessary to back up. Self
Medida de ascenso
Tu invidia es mi progreso. lema anónimo peruano
Treatment Hurts
A hurt that cures is better than a hurt that endures. Self








